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Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly
Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No
"the year is 2021" is used to tell someone that they are doing something stupid, something last year
" The year is 2021 and your still playing Minecraft"
Absolute legends that just simply destroy at rowing.
*Whelp* We’re going against View Year 10 II Eight this weekend.
When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
The future of now, the present of later
Joe Biden: it is the year 4999 today, can't wait to live until the year 5000...
Donald trump: I hate you biden...
Joe Biden: I love you trump...
Donald trump: I love you too bubs...
Both: embrace eachother and smooch until the year 5000...
At T.G.I. Friday’s getting a b.j. with that kid who played Kevin in home alone.
God. That will be me in Ten freaking years