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sl. for felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face she makes while eating an icecream cone.
You want to come over... well ok, only if you put on your best icecream face.
1. TWAT face is someone who's face largely resembles a cunt
2. their breath smells extremely fishy
3. they are butt ugly and act like a TWAT
clide, with breath that bad, you must be a Twat face
When a person's face smells that of a fishy or shrimp juice odor similar to a pussy fart.
John: Dude have you seen that chick Cathy?
Carlos: No, what's going on with her?
John: She's got a Queef Face Bro!
Carlos: That's fucking sick bro!
A person who consistently has a phone in their face; texting, posting, checking status updates, checking email, etc...
Hey phone face, are you ever going to come over here and hit the bong?
An expression describing the act of having ejaculate on ones face. Oyster in reference to the smell, color and consistency of semen being similar to a raw, shell-less oyster.
"I heard your brother gave Amy a little oyster face the other night."
Echh! I feel so gross right now. Danny gave me oyster face this morning and I can still smell it. That stuff never comes off."
"Take it to the base, then OYSTER FACE!"
A silly expression seemingly invented by two languid stoners who had smoked themselves beyond the point of retardation. Usually sung in a non-harmonic fashion by two people that can't sing and probably never should. Quite entertaining if the selected parties are beyond cheeched. Yeah... That's right. It's the face machine.
Later decided that marijuana itself could be the face machine as it gets you faced and it prompts such undeveloped thought patterns if consumed in high enough doses.
Person 1: "Said I'm talkin bout the face machine!!!
Person 2: Face machine! Awww yeah. Talking bout the fuckin face machine.
Wash, rinse, repeat.
1. An utter douche bag, idiot, and asshole, whose face resembles that of a kangaroo's ass. All of this rolled into one humanoid.
Origin: Oddworld
a. You poo-face.
b. Fuking poo-face
c. Damn poo-face