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After sleeping with a girl. the next morning grab a Top Hat and yell TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA and ram your erect penis threw the top hat poking her in the eye
Dam judy got a nice morning wake up
:really wat you do?
put my cock threw a top hat smashed her in the eye top of the morning
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when an a semi overwieght girl or overwieght girl wear what looks like a haulter top and the lower portion of here stomach hangs over her pants in relation to how a muffin top rolls over the top of a muffin cup when cooked
damn that girl does not need to be wearing that shirt cuz shes got a rockin muffin top .
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A homosexual man that penetrates his partner, then just lies on top dead weight, until climax.
Dave was ok at first until I found out he was a passive top. He just lay there while I did the worm.
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This means that Priscilla give dat head.
Priscilla gave me some good Slop Top
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when a woman is wearing a short top and tight jeans, a roll of fat can be seen that looks like the top of a muffin.
only very fit women, without any fat, can wear these tops without looking ugly.
'i was in town yeaterday and i saw a bunch of tarts wearing muffin tops. it was fucking gross.'
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