turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

bird turds

The secretion from the male penis when arroused.

"Darnell, you got bird turds all up in my weave".

"When i was younger, i would blow bird turds all over my rug, and then knee it in."

turd fisherman

One who engages in anal sex.

George, you a turd fisherman.

trailor turd

Trailor Turd is a slang word for a person considered to be trailer trash.

You are nothing but a trailor turd aka shit

tundra turd

One who hails from north of the border. See also LCB

This country is going to hell because of the influx of tundra turds.

Turd Burgler

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

blowhard turd

a.) bhtooefr.

b.) Anyone with related genes to the legendary bhtooefr.

"I can't believe I know who the blowhard turd is!"