unexpected turd

A tur that suddenly appears inyour underwear. Most commonly happens when u have dhiarea.

E.G

Dad: Good morning son *sniff* holy cow whats that smell
Teen: *checks underwear* omfg its an unexpected turd

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bird turds

The secretion from the male penis when arroused.

"Darnell, you got bird turds all up in my weave".

"When i was younger, i would blow bird turds all over my rug, and then knee it in."

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turd fisherman

One who engages in anal sex.

George, you a turd fisherman.

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turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

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trailor turd

Trailor Turd is a slang word for a person considered to be trailer trash.

You are nothing but a trailor turd aka shit

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Turd Burgler

A dog that enjoys feasting on another dog's FITTJA.

No Fido!! Bad Dog!! Don't eat that FITTJA!!

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blowhard turd

a.) bhtooefr.

b.) Anyone with related genes to the legendary bhtooefr.

"I can't believe I know who the blowhard turd is!"

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