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This little shit right here 🐧
Shit, here comes Mexican brick weed penguin head again, that bodyless fucker always stinks like Mexican brick weed.
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A 2013 masterpiece uploaded to Youtube where Mario begins by smoking a fat blunt while standing at an angle, staring at the camera, while the song "Get High" plays at the intro, with Mario's face slightly twitching all the time.
Mario does this for 30 minutes and 12 seconds.
super mario smoking weed the movie lyrics: i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high i get high oh i get high on your memories high on your memories high on your memories
What this guy in a auto said to me one time but i had no money
hey man want sum weed? sure but i have no money
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You think he won't get near your weed? Oh he will. He will get near your weed. And then it's all over. This man isn't afraid to smoke your weed without you. So be friendly, let the man get in on your blunt or bowl pack. He'll def return the favor with you eventually. Trust me.
Random stoner: "Hey killer you look way too sober. Get in on this bacon wrapped blunt homie"
The Patron Saint of Smoking Your Weed: "Bacon wrapped? I'ma have to try not to eat this bitch."
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Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."
"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"
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the sentence you scream at one of your customers while driving past
-customer walking down the street-
dealer: "HEY BRO, BUY SOME WEED OFF ME LATER!"
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