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When the phrase "pissing it down" just doesn't convey HOW HARD ITS FUCKING RAINING
A: Has the rain cleared up yet?
B: Nah, its fuckin shitting it down mate.
(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.
that one shit in the toilet that after you exit the bathroom you feel like you were never depressed ever
"oh my god feel so much better"
" did you have a depression shit ?"
a scoodby dooby wit a shit on da side
OH NO THE DOG ATE THE SCOOBY SHIT!
so when you got bugs in yo shit
mannnnnnnn dammmmmmmmmm bugs n shit up myyy asssssssss AMEN
To fornicate with one that you just met within 2 hours.
I yao mingds that shit last night.
I met a girl at a stoplight, then yao mindgs that shit until the sun came up.
The pointless explanations to why a lie should be believable. Extra lies that make what someone said sound even more stupid than the original lie itself.
He said he wasn’t there so i showed him the pictures. Then he gave me some dumb-shit bullshit about how some dude made a mask that looks like him to make me mad and i fell for that dudes dumb-shit bullshit .