Someone who’s first name starts with a C and rhymes with Brody or last name starts with an L.
This shit is the worst shit of all history.
It is like dog shit that has been sitting on your shoe for three weeks, but was left in a car heating up to 110 degrees. It has not only ruined a perfectly good show, but also a good car. It basically exists to ruin anything and everything in its path.
This shit may possibly be unaware of the damage it causes, but that’s how bad of a shit it is... it is literally a stupid piece of shit.
That piece of shit came out of the devils asshole.
also known as my idiotic pedophilic ass classmate : b. matt
did you see that one guy name b.matt?
yes and he was creeping around lil kids
my classmate is a piece of shit
A piece of feces/crap usually flushed down the toilet. Most people don't care about it or hate it (especially after flushing).
OMG!!! That's a piece of shit. Imma flush it down the toilet.
The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.
Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."
When you have a powerful poo that explodes out of your anus with so much might, that it paints what looks to be a Picasso inside of the toilet bowl.
“After all that No’s Pizza last night I woke up this morning and painted a crazy Picasso in the toilet.”
“My stomach was killing me this morning so I went to the bathroom and had crazy Picasso Shits.”