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Bully Your Anchors Day

bully your anchors because they don’t do their job.

we celebrate bully your anchors day every day

by dhrjrjrbrhrbrbr October 27, 2021


Your position

Is going to be wishing I didn't murder this kid in a minute.

Hym "I don't give a fuck about your position if bloodshed has to happen for this to stop them it will."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024


Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.

You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023


National Post Your Arch Pic Day

Oct. 7, National Post Your Arch Pic Day. Post your arch pic and let them niggas know wassup!!

Boy: Whats today?
Girl: ITS NATIONAL POST YOUR ARCH PIC DAY!!!

by PumpkinSlater21 October 7, 2023

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National Transfer Money to Your Son Day

National Transfer Money to Your Son Day is celebrated every year on October 13.

Hey guys, its National Transfer Money to Your Son Day!

by 3ffxct October 8, 2022


Bully your shortest friend day!

13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.

Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!

by SoupDaily December 9, 2021


Youre getting it tonight

Youre getting dick in your ass. Thats it.

Person 1: "I didn't finish my part of the project last night"
Person 2: "Youre getting it tonight."

by mrcousineaudiddiler April 23, 2024