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A deep passion between two lovers that cannot put into words the amount of love they have for each other. The need to be with one another and when they are they never want to let go, they cling to one another they are a true love story, one not made up of imagination but of moments created in reality.
Her: I love you so much
Him: how much my darling?
Her: my love, your my devin to your Leslie
This basically means your not shit. You think ur all this but ur not.
Lilly: did u see what Abbie posted on Instagram
Mia: ever since she got a boyfriend she thinks she’s so cool
Lilly: well she is not
Mia: I wanna go up to her and say “your not shit.com”
Telling someone to use their brain, in a comedic way.
Person 1: What is the answer
Person 2: Use your brian lah
National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.
Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.
If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.
Roast your parents month is not a month you get to roast your parents its a day of a month to be exact the month of November and the day is the 5th on this day you will get a day to think of the best roast but not to hurtful of a roast and if you make up one of those roast that are a bit ruder then the e that's fine but again make sure there not to hurt if you do make up one that's a bit ruder then rude put it in a bit nicer wording if possible
Its finally roast your parents month!
When you gamble with your Fantasy Premier League transfer and it pays off. Originated when Sam Stockman picked Solomon Rondon, who went on to score a hat-trick.
FPL Player 1: “I can’t believe he scored a hat-trick”
FPL Player 2: “Find Your Rondon”