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"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."
What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Smack Perianal Abscesses Out From Under You.
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The arranged version of the song's lyric, by Elvis Aaron Presley(known as Elvis Presley). He performed the song called "Are You Lonesome To-Night?" in August 1969 at International Hotel in Las Vegas. The original lyric is "Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there", however he was in high mood, he apparently changed it to "Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair". A moment later, Elvis noticed that a bald man in the front row took off his wig and swaying to the music.
Are you lonesome tonight,
Do you miss me tonight?
Are you sorry we drifted apart?
Does your memory stray to a brighter sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart?
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare?
Do you gaze at your bald head and wish you had hair?
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
When someone is caught in the act of wearing something that looks hideous. Usually clothes you wear at night. It doesn’t have to be a nightie.
Howard: oh no what are you doing here?
Martin: I’m just getting some milk.
Howard: oh no, you caught me in my nightie.
A way to tell people that they are homosexual in a friendly yet insulting manner.
Friend 1 -"Did you get the new call of duty, it's Great."
Friend 2 - "You enjoy men don't you."
How Drake would respond to someone asking him for a small favor
Drake the typa bloke to say "you betcha" when someone asks him if he can pass the salt
You can sit where you want to.. For people in school! Apr 29
"hey go back to your seat"
"But is sit where you want to day!"