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The sexual act of tying your partner onto the bed, head bound to the headboard, mouth open wide.
you then take a jar, filled to the brim with semen and piss, you shake it up until mixed completely, then you fill a
(preferably large, rifle type) water gun with the liquid (use a funnel) then, with your partner bound to the bed, try to get as many shots down the throat and in the mouth as you can.
Rules
1: the bound partner must swallow every shot that made it into the mouth.
2: the shooter must be at the foot of the bed.
3: the bound partner must not move a muscle.
4: you can not cheat your way through with a pump water gun.
Oh my god Johnny, me and suzanne played R Kelly Sharpshooter last night, I made every shot!!!
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a state of krunk up speech and action after you get really tweeked
he was so slobb-r-pumpkined after the he smoked that bolo.
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The most braindead server. Also if you go on there you WILL GET BRAIN CANCER (NOCAP)
r/beholdthemasterrace Is such a bad server
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What Logan Paul say when something feels odd 4 him or he just feelin' it
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The Nissan Skyline R32 GT-R. Probably the most dominant sports car ever made. When it came into production in 1989, it blew the doors off anything it encountered. It was so fast in Group A touring car racing, that it was actually banned because nothing on the track could beat it. Its AWD system at the time was revolutionary (named ATTESTA-ETS), and worked in a similar way as the Porche 959's AWD system. Even though it is 15 years old, it will mop the floor with almost anything it comes into contact with today. These cars can now be bought in Canada legally for ~$15000 CAD to your door (~$12000 USD).
I got my ass kicked by that Skyline R32 GT-R.
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Someone who doesn't want to grow up. Comes from the commercial jingle "I don't want to grow up 'cause I'm a Toys R Us kid..."
Your mom got into another boozy cat fight? Jeez, she's such a Toys R Us kid.
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