Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

Mike Jenner

Multi-talented, musician

Mike Jenner is a multi-talented person

Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)

I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day

Mike Liu

Based!

Wow that was SO Mike Liu

mike calta

A unit of measurement equivalent to the height of Mike Calta, approximately 6 feet.

Mike only got about 10 Mike Caltas away from his house before he ran out of gas.

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Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

Mike Frew

Pulling more than 5 birds at a club, best kebab harasser, GOMA gimp, shagger, virgin, beast, drug addict

Aye I saw Mike Frew
Mike Frew coming after you
Mike Frew takes patsys