When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.
"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"
The mis-spelling of "Je suis fatigué" Also means that you are so tired, you turn into Jesus.
"I have jesus fatigue..."
"Jesus Fatigue..." "Quoi???" "Désolé, *Je suis fatigué"
A person who likes PAWG CHAMPS
That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.
In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac
The person that always prays and goes to church every Sunday
Are u going to church
Yes I am
Wow you are a jesus kid
When someone is doing anything annoying (Normally someone named Louise) to annoy them.
Jesus Louiseus, you will have to pick up all this flour!