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Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019


Dominic Jesu

Dominic Jesu

My name is Dominic Jesu

by Dominic Jesu June 8, 2021


Jesus Fatigue

The mis-spelling of "Je suis fatigué" Also means that you are so tired, you turn into Jesus.

"I have jesus fatigue..."

"Jesus Fatigue..." "Quoi???" "Désolé, *Je suis fatigué"

by LogLegoMan21 May 24, 2019


Blimp Jesus

A person who likes PAWG CHAMPS

That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.

by Dante real man July 25, 2023


Black Jesus

No one less than Tupac.

In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac

by FexilThaDon December 28, 2016


jesus kid

The person that always prays and goes to church every Sunday

Are u going to church

Yes I am
Wow you are a jesus kid

by Bag of chips April 9, 2018


Jesus Louiseus

When someone is doing anything annoying (Normally someone named Louise) to annoy them.

Jesus Louiseus, you will have to pick up all this flour!

by Louiseus Cameron May 4, 2023