half a rooster step

1. A short distance ahead while riding in a vehicle.
2. My grandmother (1880-1973) from Bucyrus, Ohio and Youngstown, Ohio, used it frequently

It's not far--just a half a rooster step away.

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Half Sender

Also known as “Ella” the biggest half sender who has ever lived. She only half sends and never full sends for the boys

Wow, Ella is such a half sender

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half sibling

That shit word that you say when you don't want to acknowledge, e.g., a literal brother from another mother or sister from another mister as your sibling, since you share only one parent.

(Person) One: "Shit...."
(Person) Two: "What?"
One: "'In re the matter regarding the estate of Mr. Jabinszningjer, upon the contention of Edwin Jabinszningjer in re the inheritance of his half siblings Edwina and Mavina Jabinszningjer....'"
Two: "*Snerk*"
One: "What?"
Two: "'Ya-bin-shning-yer'? Who would even want a name like that?!"
One: "Anyway...."
Two: "With a name like that, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge myself as a sibling of Edwin, anyway."
One: "We don't even know these people. I'm just reading about the probate hearing in the newspaper."

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Half Baked Thug

A man/woman that steals potent marijuana to sell to raise money to get a friend out of a bad situation.

Your half baked thug selling that purple to get Kenny out of prison.

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Half on a bud sack

Throwing half the money towards a bud sack when cheifing with one of your homy's.

Killam: Wuzz up my nigga, half on a bud sack.

Nick: How much you wanna get.

Killam: Wanna cop a zone.

Nick: Hell yeah.

Killam: I'll hit up tha d-man and go get some Swisha's.

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two and a half men

One of the worst shows on television. Unfortunately, it has high idiot appeal, and therefore does well in the ratings.

A: Hey, you want to watch Two and a Half Men?

B: No that show's not funny. Let's re-watch Arrested Development instead.

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Two and a half men

A threesome between two men and a transgender

My neighbor watches two and a half men

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