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Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese

"wow, hes such a moon child!"

by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022


Starter-Child

When a couple buys a pet dog together.

Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.

by ActuallyMike September 16, 2016


money child

Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else

Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”

by bkb.v December 7, 2017


No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Someone who kinda exists March 9, 2024


That child is gonna be a pro athlete

Random vid on the internet

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face

by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021


child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019


child-in-law

Child's spouse.

child-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024