moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese
"wow, hes such a moon child!"
When a couple buys a pet dog together.
Adam and Sarah just bought the cutest starter-child from the dog shelter.
Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else
Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”
In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."
The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."
Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.
"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded
Kid throws his dad a basketball
Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete
*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face