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When a guy lays in a river edge while his buddy shits in his open mouth all the while hold a beaver pelt and being extremely polite.
Donut? Nah I’m stuffed from that Canadian Shore Lunch…thanks Jeff!
A long sleeved shirt made from a soft woven fabric known as flannel, showcasing various plaid or checker patterns.
Also known as Flanell.
Brought to you by that Ukrainian guy Semion.
The dad at his sons hockey game was rocking that Canadian Chanel eh?
Using animal fat for Anal lube.
Save that bacon fat where having Canadian buttsex after breakfast!!!
When a girl gives a guy a handy, well her hand is covered in maple syrup. Then when the guys dick is hard enough she shoves a maple bar on it and proceeds to give him a blow job well eating the donut off his dick.
Chad: I went over to Rachels house
Shawn: You get head?
Chad: Better a Canadian surprise. There was maple syrup everywhere.
Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees
That guys a real hozer he's been thrashing everybody on the ice, give him the Canadian surprise.
A Canadian visual is a pre-gettingfrisky inspection of your get down buddy's parts. Just a quick look over to make sure things are acceptable.
Shaun gave her a quick Canadian visual to make sure he wasn't getting more than he bargained for. Crabs are becoming ever more common 'round these parts.
When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.