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An energy drink made especailly for gay men.
Comes in many flavours including brown eye.
Man 1: "Wow I am really horny"
Man 2: "wanna make love?"
Man 1: "Yeah, ok, I think I have some anal blast"
Man 3: "Oh, cool, get me a bottle too"
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When you're having anal sex, and it's so rough that it feels like there is a little guy in there karate punching your insides.
So I was butt fucking this girl last night. When we were done, she told me that I give some of the most brutal anal karate she's ever had.
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monkies that are in your anal hole, but they can only fit in your anal after having hardcore anal sex!, or in insult
you anal monkey, you all are little anal monkies
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Anal Play is when you or someone else inserts something into the rectum.
Today was anal play day. Kyle was beautifully bound to the bed post as his Mistress toyed with his anus, using dildos, fingers, vibrators, and ginger root.
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when you lick or secrete saliva on the back of your hand then flap them across the face, the opposite of sex palm.
i want to cause maximum damage and insult so i went for the anal palm
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when semen is deposited in ones anal after anal sex
after being anal raped i was shitting anal cum for three days.
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The ugliest woman that you'd actually be willing to bang at a club or party. Generally, you try to find this woman as soon as you show up, but only talk to her on your way to and from the bar...that way, you still have an "in" but are free to work the others.
All the hot chicks were taken, so I had to settle for the anal sidepot.
Once the party progressed to a point where even my anal sidepot was taken, I knew it was time to go somewhere else before I ended up with some one-eyed heifer in my bed.
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