Baby Money

A term used to describe a small amount of money. May also be used to describe something that is less than acceptable.

"How much was dinner?"
"8 bucks."
"Man, that's baby money."

"Hey man, are you into Justin Timberlake?"
"No way, that shit is baby money."

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Dumpster Baby

A child that occurs after a bawdy night of cheap-motel-room-after-senior-prom-sex.
So called, because the mother does not want said child and leaves it in a dumpster.

Did you hear about Emily and Chaz? They fucked after prom and the condom broke. Heard that she had a dumpster baby.

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baby daddy

A Sperm donor who isn't around to raise his child.

j0! I'm not going to suffer my consequences! I much rather rot in jail then pay child support! I'm just a baby daddy.

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Chernoybl baby

Probably the funniest phrase that the "accutane" definitions will ever have.

George Bush (A genuine Chernoybl baby)

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Baby Shark

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark!
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark!
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark!
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark!
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let’s go hunt!
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away!
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last!
It’s the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It’s the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It’s the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It’s the end!

Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby shark!
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Mommy shark!
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy shark!
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandma shark!
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Grandpa shark!
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let’s go hunt, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let’s go hunt!
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Run away!
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last, doo doo doo doo doo doo
Safe at last!
It’s the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It’s the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It’s the end, doo doo doo doo doo doo
It’s the end!

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Dick baby

-noun. vulgar.

Someone who is simultaneously being a dick and a baby.

DB:I don't want to go there, it's so boring there!
Eric: Quit being a dick baby, and go with me.

If your friend asks you to cover his shift at work, and you don't, and you have no reason not to, you are a "dick baby."

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sup baby

(verb) to sup baby

if one goes to another "sup baby", the person then entitled to make out with them.

coco just sup baby'd me. i'll be back in 5.

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