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When your friend invites you to a bar-b-que for beer, burgers, and dogs, but supplies crappy, generic hamburger meat, cheep beer, and then asks you to pitch in 10 bucks when you're finished eating.
-How was the memorial day bar-b-que at mike's place the other night?
-It was a total jew-b-que. Hamburger meat from a tube, natty light, and diet shasta. Then he asked me for ten bucks!
- That sucks!
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The 4th of each month when Jewish mothers meet to get their hair done and lie about how successful their children are. The embellishment escalates as the conversation moves down the line resulting in a case of one-upsmanship that ultimatly leads to all things said a complete fabrication
Golde: My son just passed the boards and the bar so he's a Doctor Lawyer.
Deborah: My son is a CPA and works for Zack Braff
Hester: My son is Zack Braff
4th of Jew Lie
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To barter with someone until you get want you want for much less than it costs in the first place.
mainly found at flea markets or spanish markets.
A: "the pig costs $10"
B: "I'll give you $5."
A: "$8"
B: "$7"
A: "$7.50"
B: "$6"
A: "Sold"
B Walks Away.
B: "I got my pig. Yeeeeeeah. See son, that's called 'Jewing Them Down'"
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A jew being squished inbetween two people.
Me and Calvin maid Kyle into a jew berry pie.
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A jewish person who is homesick, alsom hymes with subteranean homesick blues by bob dylan
Taylor: "nates acting like all the other subteranean homesick jews"
Alex: "....."
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An epiphet supposedly created online and popularized allegedly in WWII online games, alongside other nonsensical insults and racial slurs. Was spoken of specifically in a 2003 Penny Arcade strip concerning issues with WWII online group plays, and confirmed as being an actual insult from those days by Jerry Holkins in the creator commentary of the PA book Birds are Weird.
"What are you, some kind of Mexican Jew Lizard?"
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a wild, unkempt mane of pubic hair.
Bobby needs to shave his Mexican Jew fro.
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