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a nick name given to Gorge Bush because of his likeness to a monkey
we had to watch the banana republican give a spaech in class today
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The act of lighting a fart, especially when the methane in the fart gives the flame a blue tinge; same as a Blue Angel.
After I ate lamb vindaloo, I started farting, held a lighter to my ass, and blue bananas popped out!
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When a man cuts off his penis, puts it in a trash can, then comes back two weeks later and beats his girlfriend with it.
After Sally pissed off Jim, he gave her a rotten banana.
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An anna banana is a hot asian girl
look at that anna banana!
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Delicious Chocolate Banana Covered Treat, served only in the finest of school cafeterias.
"What a deal! .25 for a Banana Jamma."
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A banana surprise happens when a male is mid coitus with his female partner in the dark and says " Do you mind if I try something different?" After getting permission said male then reaches for a banana he has stowed earlier, peels it and then begins gently rubbing the banana on the females genitals. After a few minutes said female should ask what is that which then the male yells "Banana Surprise!" and shoves said banana into the females vagina at full force.
My girl said she was into magic so I Banana Surprised her ass.
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A phrase used to express your satisfaction with someones proposed course of action. The phrase was actually first coined by Simon Lambert on the 6th Floor of the Playford Builidng at the South Australian Institiute of Technology in mid 1984. Simon responded with "Cool Bananas" after one of the Malaysian students hacked into the University computer and changed all of the years assignment outcomes to the right answers , therefore saving hours of time trying to generate an R-squared in excess of 98.9%.
Person 1 : I just bought a metre long stick of licorice !
Person 2 : Cool bananas !!
Person 1 : I can get it done but I may need to kill Mary ...
Person 2 : Cool bananas
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