Chewy Bird

1: (Choo-e Burd) A bird that does what he does, because it is what it is.
Can be associated with an individual or individuals within a group.

Derived from military talk during multiple deployments. Chewy bird is a close cousin to the elusive but proactive BLUE FALCON

A consumate fighter for what is right or making sense of a senseless situation no matter what is said about him or done to him

2: One who eats and enjoys it, getting your fat Boy/Girl on.

Reyes: Hey bro that girl was talking mad mess about him.

Gross: I know but you can't tell her anything cause' she is the boss's daughter.
Reyes: well I'm gonna get "chewy bird" on her ass tell her all about herself.

Lord: Hey bro they got some good eats in the chow hall today!
JC: Damn dude I'm gonna get my "chewy bird" on.

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Bird Brain

When a man always has women on his mind and is attracted and drawn to there conversations and interests more than being attracted to other men’s behavior and conversations.

“Don’t be such a bird brain, you’re excluding all the men.”

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Twirly Bird

When a woman pulls out her used bloody tampon while pinching the string and swings it above her head like a helicopter, hopefully splattering the walls with red DNA

This bartender took 20 minutes to give me my margarita. I'm finna go Twirly Bird their bathroom.

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Big Bird

adjective; someone who is usually tall, but always fat: someone who makes shitty jokes and weird facial expressions. Most commonly one that resembles a Minecraft villager.

Hey come here Big Bird, you fat bitch!

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thirty bird

A 30-pack of any type of beer

I was walking to the store to get beer and a bum stopped me outside to ask for change. Instead of giving him change, I slapped upside his stank-ass head and proceeded to go purchase my thirty bird for later that evening.

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bird shot

When a friend takes a shot in their mouth and then proceeds to spit it in to your mouth, like a mother bird feeding a baby bird.

Dude give me a bird shot.

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Killing Birds

Killing Birds-
Verb : The act of drinking multiple cans, or bottles, of beer.

"Devon and Mitch were killing birds all night"

Friend one - "Anyone wanna kill birds tonight? it is Thursday..."
Friend two - "Sure, I will go Birding with you guys tonight"

also see: Killing a Hawk

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