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Visious anal sex, only to be preformed raw dog.
Me and Sarah were sitting on the couch then I gave her the Brown Plow!
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Turd that leaves a streak on its way down the toilet
I said goodbye to my family of brown snails as they returned to the ocean to play and make babies.
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Verb: To Brown Lip Is To Expel Shit Too close to the edge of the toilet seat so that you shit hangs stuck under the lip of the seat. Semi-permanent. May possibly also including Shit stain on seat (not always the case).
Holy Shit I Just Brown Lipped In the bathroom stall. It sucks for the next person who's shit has been foiled by my brown lip.
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The act of anal fucking a female with your balls then having the female give you head with the shit covered balls draping down, resembling a pelican with a brown gullet.
"My night wasn't complete until I pulled the Brown Pelican"
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A person of middle eastern descent who is able to use their charm and skill to woo the opposite sex. If used properly, their smooth conversation style and charisma can charm even the coldest of admirers. The phrase was coined after being used on set by Executive Producer Samir Karimi and again when it was re-referenced in the movie Super Troopers.
"Wow that girl is really all into him"
"Yeah he really worked that Brown Magic"
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This phenomenon occurs when one is in the process of defecating. In order to occur, the fecal flux must be a single, uninterrupted outflow, creating a log of such magnitude that the stool reaches the bottom of the bowl before being released. Once this delicate equilibrium is broken, the crap proceeds to fall forwards, gently tickling the underside of your testicular sac, leaving a brown deposit in its wake. This rare occurrence is known as the "brown bag".
-dude, your toilet bowl is so shallow, it gives me brown bags all the time!!
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Diarrhoea.
In an episode of QI, Stephen Fry described Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code as "Loose stool water, arse gravy of the worst kind."
"Hey bud how was your weekend?"
"Awful! Dan Brown all weekend. I couldn't get more than ten foot from the pan."
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