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A car that me mum owns in formal English
Me mums car is going to be here tomorrow
A creature that surfaces at car meets, has a distinct smell of burnt clutch and head gasket failure to it, bounces between desperate lads in the car scene then tries to set up an only fans when her vagina would require 1tb of memory for a single lip shot
The burnt clutch smell lingered as the car scene slag waved her vagina across the car park
When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.
You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.
When a bunch of siblings and cousins have sex in the old broken down 1980's camaro parked in front of their trailer.
I swear Billy Bob, his sister, and their uncle brother do more banging in the ole Kentucky Clown Car than God knows what.....
The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.
This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.
Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)
"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"
When u cum on the windshield of ur car
"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"