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council cunt

Young woman or teenage girl with a vast fanny due to excessive unsafe penetration often accompanied by a horde of small children all fathered by different men.

Concerned father to his son: "Beware of girls called Kylie, Chardonnay, Crystal, Sharon, Vicky - they're more than likely to have council cunts..."

by Meringue Garcia September 28, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt badger

A Cunt Badger,A Badger which lives in a cunt

The Cunt Badger is rare species of badger which is not talked about often due to the huge contorversy surrounding them. Once lodged inside ones cunt, a cunt badger is notoriously hard to remove. normally by gassing or by poison.
Cunt Badgers are famed for there passionate defense of their homes weilding sharp claws and its teeth to attack anything deemed predatory to its cunt. Often men have lost their entire penis to a cunt badger while trying to commit sexual acts. Cunt badgers often retaliate violently to the use of tampons
A Cunt badger has beneficial traits not often talked about once lodged inside a cunt it will begin a gruelling cleaning operation leaving ones cunt freash and clean.

"you sir...are a cunt badger" as a insult
"Argh i've got a cunt badger" as a medical complaint
"Cunt Badgers!!!" a cry of desperation

by Cunt Badger May 11, 2006

598๐Ÿ‘ 234๐Ÿ‘Ž


What The Cunt

Similar to what the fuck except used in exceptional circumstances to exclaim an even greater level of surprise, shock, amazement, etc.

1: "Dude, you hear that she didn't get that abortion?"
2: "Seriously?"
1: "Yeah, she wants child support now as well"
2: "WHAT THE CUNT?!"

by Scuzzmonkey69 March 11, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


ball cunt

Male: For a male, it is when your balls are sunk into your body, due to cold water or weather, and the left over skin from your balls looks like a cunt.

Female: For a female, it is when your vagina is so meaty, it looks like a sack of nuts.

Joe, you are a dirty ball cunt.

by Frank V. (Smokey) June 3, 2006

54๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


weasel cunt

The scum sucking attendant at a twenty four hour service station that will not get out of his seat to serve you food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift

The weasel cunt said to me " no food or drink only Petrol"

by big Willie and the Twins August 26, 2007

29๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


bucket-cunt

An extremely large vagina that can only be satisfied by a monster cock. Australian in origin.

My girlfriend never reaches orgasm. She must be a bucket-cunt!

by Dapto Briefcase April 18, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat cunt

Becky Fisher -- chief indoctrinator at "Jesus Camp"

I am Becky Fisher and I rape childrens' minds with religious bullshit. I am a fat cunt.

by defenderoftruth666 November 17, 2008

95๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž