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douche donut

A donut filled with douche chunks.

Tommy ate a douche donut last night for dinner.

by Jordan Simning November 12, 2006

20πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Douche Canoe

The worst kid of douche imaginable.

This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics.

1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars?
2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers.
3. I fucking hate those douche canoes.

by Stigmata. September 24, 2006

36πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Douche-core

variations of music derived from hardcore punk that display qualities of which anything close to a hardcore ethos is derived such as crappy club music in lieu of a breakdown and or band members resembling the cast of jersey shore and a lyrical content similar to the my new haircut skits

1-hey what are you doing tonight, man?
2-going to see abandon all ships, and gonna down some jagerbombs and heineken. got any hair gel?
1-that is so douche-core.

by BoogieBoardBuddha July 14, 2010

20πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


douche vomit

The mixture of water vingar and vaginal secretion that come out when a women douches

She filled the toilet with douche vomit

by belial47 May 20, 2008

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


douche flute

any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice

β€œaye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
β€œnah bro ski”
β€œplease bro one more hit bro bro”

by kailmer July 23, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


eye douche

a term used for saline solution or contact solution.

My contacts are dried out, I need to get some eye douche.

by txmom74 September 29, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


petrie douche

A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž