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A sexual act involving two men. Man no. 1 grabs man no. 2's forearm, which is holding his own dick, and swings it in an anticlockwise motion so that man no. 2's dick is spinning like a skipping rope. Man no. 2, at an alternate sync, grabs no. 1's forearm and spins it anticlockwise from his own perspective, creating a double dutch movement. As this is happening, both men are attached at the neck by a rope. Both ends are knotted into slipknots and respectively placed around each man's throat. As the men lean away from eachother, the knots tighten and produce erotic asphyxiation. The act ends when both men cum, one passes out, or their dicks are too injured to continue.
Person: Yo, did you hear what happened to Matt and Liam? They tried to perform the Double Dutch Rudder of Death and ended up in the hospital with bruised dicks. Crazy shit, man.
Interlock your manhood with both hands and have two lady friends on either sides working your arms for you. It very much helps if they stay in synch.
After the Xmas party at the Moose, Pam and Sharon gave me a double dutch rudder, causing me to paint the ceiling with a most powerfull release.
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When you fart all night under the covers completely naked and your hemroids are bleeding as well.
"Man I had a rusty dutch oven last night. This morning I had to wipe the poo and blood off of my roids before I could apply the Prep H. Although the smell wasn't too bad."
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A Dutch Oven that smells like garlic.
Italy: It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with!
Romano: Yeah, great! Another night of garlic smelling dutch ovens!
-Hetalia.
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To be very very gay, homosexual or shirtlifting. to define somebody as gay as a dutch window, the recipient of such horrific abuse, must have done something very poorly, acted in a queer fashion or displayed his effeminate side to a large degree.
Tipex is Gay as a Dutch Window as it smells and comes....in small bottles
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When you and another guy go back to back and dutch rudder eachother, therefore it is totally not gay.
Me and Curtis totally Back to Back Dutch Rudder'd last night...it was hot.
The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage
My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven
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