Stupid as fuck

People who have no intelligence or common sense.

Man that guy is stupid as fuck.

See that guy Bill over there, he is stupid as fuck.

Why are you stupid as fuck?

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fucking around

Doing absolutely nothing productive. Wasting time. Not taking a task seriously. Purposefully performing a task poorly.

syn: dicking around, doing jack shit, chilling
ant: trying, working

Some though he was running the country, but really he was just fucking around.

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freshly fucked

the look of just having just had sex/fucked. Hair all wild, face flushed, bone breaking sex leaves a look to you. Freshly fucked is the only thing that can describe that look. just-got-fucked-hair

I look freshly fucked :D

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fucking awesome

A catch phrase made popular by Dillon Markey as the 'piece de resistance' of the Nintendo Powerglove he modified to create stop-motion animation, as described in the documentary "Playing With Power." The phrase also describes the Powerglove that Dillon modified, and Dillon himself.

"The director comes in and oh aww aww how's your shot? aww aww and i fist bump and 'FUCKING AWESOME'" - quote from the documentary "Playing With Power"

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DRUNK AS FUCK

something chicks with blond hair yell at the top of their lungs during social events after a single drink

Girl: "OMG IM DRUNK AS FUCK SOMUN HOL MY-" *puke*

Guy: dear diary... jackpot

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Active fuck

1. The opposite of a dead fuck.

2. Someone who thrusts their hips during sex.
3. Being in physical motion, during the act of sex.
4. Combat-ready copulation

Michelle is an active fuck. She broke the bed last night.

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Fucked over

<British Slang>
A term used to describe an unfortunate situation which is usually the result of one or more persons taking advantage of another. Under normal circumstances the person does not know that they have been 'Fucked over' until it is too late.

Being 'Fucked over' does not normally relate to physical violence/assault; it is more suited to describing a feeling of betrayal experienced when one realises that someone you once trusted has been deceiving you for their personal gain. Also see pulled a fast one.

Elliott was really let down when he discovered that his friend had be lying to him for the last six months.

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