Fingerless Fun

The act of having sex but not using any body parts.

This can be achieved by imagining someone else having sex with you (or vice versa), as you will feel as if someone (who does not exist) is an anal driller, ravaging your insides.

Chris: Hey John, have you seen Matthew recently?
John: No, last time I talked to him he was on his way some Fingerless Fun, I am pretty sure he is in his room.
Chris: The one time we need him and he is off fucking himself, GOD DAMMIT MATTHEW!!!!!!

It was fun

A classic but tragic goodbye between two close people who have journeyed together for a time.

“It was fun” she said, forcing him away as she was engulfed in flames. “No it wasn’t,” he replied softly, letting the tears fall as he stumbled away. “We didn’t get enough time. I never got to tell her–” He fell to his knees, realizing that she always knew. They could never have acted on it, but at least she knew in the end. “Goodbye, Cass”

It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?

ITS WEDNESDAY the 24th of January my dudes!

That means ONE THING and ONE THING only...........

The Lisbon Sun Setters Celebration Party 🎉🎉🎉

But what are the details of "It’s Wednesday in Lisbon, is there anything fun happening?” I hear you ask:

🏐 Start Time = 5 pm (Bar is open from 4 pm)

🏐Details = There will be MUSIC, FINGER FOOD AND most importantly... it is situated on the ROOFTOP terrace of the Sunset Destination Hostel

🏐Address = Praça Duque da Terceira, 1200-161 Lisboa

Put on your dancing shoes and come and join us for a celebration of the Lisbon sun setters. We have lots to be excited for in 2024 and can’t wait to share it with you all <333

Bummy fun time

Bummy fun time is a act of having fun with someone’s bum

Hey Sandra want to do some Bummy fun time and watch sweetcorn falling from trees

Bummy fun time

Bummy fun time is a act of having fun with someone’s bum

Hey Sandra want to do some Bummy fun time and watch sweetcorn falling from trees

barrel fun

Men away from home have homosexual encounters in the barrel.

Stewie “it’s my turn turn for barrel fun, get over here big boys”

fun doctor

The doctor that tells a dead person’s relatives of their passing.

I lost my surgery privileges, I get to be the fun doctor now.