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A gamer, a person who plays games who is sat atop of a bean bag in which is a bag filled with beans that is used as a cushion for most gamers.
"Do you want to play on my playstation?"
"No, you are a bean bag gamer.
There are many parts to this syndrome.
-A sense of high ego, and willingness to talk shit aggressively to everyone no matter how much more/less skilled they actually are than you.
-Lack of skills with women.
-Usually social awkward, varies case by case.
-An inability to move out their parent's house
-Always trying to be alpha
-A sense of always being right no matter the circumstances
-An inability to validate the situation as it is in reality
-Toxicity toward those who have a life (and a better job than your broke ass) and aren't good at the game
The Gamer Conversation Syndrome is best described by examples:
cod lobby:
joe: fucking trash, look at this dude i just knifed you!
tom: ill fucking dust you any day of the fucking week, 1v1 me!
joe: i have better things to do with my time than 1v1 someone who is 2/19!
The effect of sweat accumulating on your headset after playing for too long, as well as a temporary hearing loss due to setting the volume too high.
I played so much last night, I think I might end up with gamer ear.
Someone who is old still lives with their parents and bully's 12 yr old's online about not being good at yugioh duel links.
"My son is a 40 year old gamer"
"Oh god. im so sorry for you"
A cool guy who plays the videogame KARDS. The ones who play as Sovjet have probably long hair. They think that their ultra epic status comes from the fact that the combine their meta knowlege with a plethera of WWII facts to make them a overdramaric bezzerwizzer ingame.
Oh are you just an (epic gamer).
I am a ultra-epic-kards-gamer, peasant.
The best powder drink in existence ( Gfuel is lying)
( Friend 1) Ay bro I just started drinking gamer supps and it is ballin
( Friend 2) aight bro imma stick with Gfuel
(Friend 1) slaps Gfuel out dat fools hand
A phrase used for motivating others or yourself to achieve something in a videogame
Jack while playing CoD with Mike, Bob and Shrek: “Let's get it gamers!”
Bob: “Get what?”
Mike: “Your mom's pussy.”
Shrek: “At this rate you're not gonna get any pussy Mike.”
Mike then cried in eternity