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happy humanist

A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.

The Happy Humanist is my new favorite person on the interwebs

by PrescientMoon January 14, 2016

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Happy Dance

Moving in such a manor in front of the refrigerator as though the contents bring you an energy or show your erection so that you express your great enthusiasm with such a happy dance.

Mannie performed his happy dance when he spotted the leftover Big Mac in the fridge:

by Eelizabeth Paige August 11, 2008

5πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


the happy pirate

when your getting a blowjob and you hand you partner an eye patch and fake leg, finish and start role playing, the more polite version of the angry pirate

jessi, i just got the happy pirate from mike, he is the most awesome guy ever

by bobdole117 June 16, 2010

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Happy Snirthday

A snirthday is a snowy birthday, so "happy snirthday" means have a happy snowy birthday.

It's snowing so much on your birthday, so Happy Snirthday!

by csa99 February 5, 2014

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Happy Carlie

When one laffs soo much that coffee comes out their nose

man did u see that she laffed soo much she pulled a happy carlie

by team strong September 10, 2010

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Happy Birthday

When you wake up to your partner performing oral sex on you and you wake up as excited as Frosty the Snowman and exclaim immediately β€œHAPPY BIRTHDAY”

My GF gave me a happy birthday this morning. I gave her breakfast in bed.

by Notmynamehere July 31, 2023

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Happy Boi

A sad boi that is a happy drunk. The drunk equivalent to a fuck boi.

That guy is normally a sad boy, but now he’s a drunk happy boi.

by TorchyMN March 7, 2019

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