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Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.

"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"

by Titty twister69 November 3, 2015

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One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.

Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.

by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020


horses are running wild

To be in a state of constant meetings and so unavailable for contact.

Gwen's horses are running wild today - she never picks up her extension.
It all kicks off when Gwen's horses are running wild.

by verybadgolf March 28, 2014

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burnt horse poo

Crusty poo.

Burnt horse poo tastes like dried toast.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023


Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.

Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?

by Into the night September 26, 2023


One Horse Deal

A person who can’t be trusted.

I don’t need your help Anthony! You are a one horse deal.

by Ridgeway-wrong way January 21, 2021


saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.

Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!

by Bohopunk April 28, 2022