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Eyema cummin and howe

Law firm established to advocate for and protect the rights of women to have orgasms in any way that they please. Forthwith. It is hereby ordained that any grunts moans and grimaces shall become the sole intellectual property of said woman or women engaged in the commission of achieving a state of syberitic pleasure. Utterances of this sort may be sold uploaded to adult sites or retained in perpetuity as the involved parties shall see fit

I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"

by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021


How's your head?

How do you feel now that you're stoned? Used in the late '60s and early '70s in the context of friends sitting around smoking marijuana (occasionally asked of someone who had taken a hallucinogen). The answer was often "Fine, Man" or a description of the sensations.

How's your head? (as in "How's your head, man?")

by GuruGrub April 21, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


how old is hunter

he's 35 u fucking idiot

How old is hunter?
35 u dumbfuck

by DreamLover69 December 9, 2020


How to fully grow a beard

Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard

β€œHe asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY”

by prollytd June 8, 2023


This is how everything dies.

Is this what the world has come to?
Is this our legacy?
Will you remember me?
Or will I too fall into oblivion?

I suppose only time will tell,

and
even then
all I am
is a name on a screen.

Nothing more.

Nothing less.

β€œThis is how everything dies.”

by discordrat September 6, 2021


This is how everything dies.

Lmao blue text watermelon sugar babbbby

This is how everything dies. K?

by Ya boi Phil August 6, 2021


How it be?

A phrase, of how you doing in the game of life or how it is.

How it be? CUZ!

by Aztucieap85 May 1, 2023