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The phrase a basketball player says when they think their going to drop a lot of points in a game
Friend: "You guys got a game today?"
Basketball Player: "Yeah, I'm about to go off today."
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kevinescent's infamous catch phrase. often used before performing a kevin eleven.
Kevinescent: *random incomprehinsible mumbles* know what im saying?
Guy: No, not really dude.
Kevinescent gives Guy the kevin eleven
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I am so damn cool I don't need any shit from you, and if you give it to me, I'm going to kick your ass
You know what, I'm Rick James, Bitch so you best back up!
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A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.
B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!
A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!
B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!
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If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf
Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol
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You have a huge, rock-hard, boner from thinking about someone, and you just want to fuck the shit out of them.
Mmm baby, I'm all built up, I gotta go take a cold shower if ya know what I mean! You got me all excited!
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omg he asked how tight I am and I said I'm tight like I'm two lmao
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