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Phrase; chiefly New York City a phrase to indicate that you find a member of the opposite sex attractive
I'm smelling you ma. Note: West coast cats would never say something so ridiculous
It means what it fucking means
My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back
You have a huge, rock-hard, boner from thinking about someone, and you just want to fuck the shit out of them.
Mmm baby, I'm all built up, I gotta go take a cold shower if ya know what I mean! You got me all excited!
omg he asked how tight I am and I said I'm tight like I'm two lmao
A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.
B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!
A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!
B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!
The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.
These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.
Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"
If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf
Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol