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When you forget to bypass commercials on your Tivo because your on your second device
Doh! I missed bypassing the commercial. Must be suffering from second screen syndrome.
Sesquiple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.
My sesquiple-second-cousin is a good person.
A human second, exactly one second.
That image was funny, for about a human second.
noun
Also known as SHA;
• a state of mental or emotional excitement occurring when someone is going to try something you love for the first time
• A form of reminiscence - a fond memory of when you tried something for the first time with an inability to experience that feeling ever again
Y: Have you tried using a vibrator during sex?
A: No I haven't
Y: Broooo I have so much second-hand anticipation right now
Refers to where you pick up a discarded object to examine it for possible value to you, then decide that you don't want it, either, and toss it down again.
Second-hand littering has been a hotly-debated topic for eons. One the one hand, a person who picks up something that someone else has already thrown away likely feels that it's not his responsibility to go and find a trash can for said discarded object just because he briefly handled it, since he was not the one who originally discarded the item, and he himself is a conscientious bloke who never litters like that with his own trash. But many other humans disagree --- they feel that by tossing away the item again, this "second" person is littering just as much as the "original" litterbug, since he, too, is dropping an unwanted item on the ground. "Dropping any unwanted item on the ground instead of in a trash can is still littering," they insist, "regardless of whether the item was already there or not!"
Second-cousin-nine-times-removed (2C9R).
My second-cousin-9X-removed is a good person.