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The act of getting with an Irish fire croth, and eating a chalupa out of her butthole.
I did a red irish peacock with misty
When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.
My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!
The act of farting out cum on a glass table top while you lay underneath and see your own deposit close up
Chelsea carefully squatted on the glass table and let out a big Irish Sundae for me to behold - a little bit of poo followed by a moan of contentment
A lazy mother who curses at everyone, alcoholic, smoking addict, and thot. Anorexic woman who dances in her underwear from 9:00 PM to 7:00 AM. Also spies on her video game addict son who nuts 24/7
Is that Noelle?
The Irish Noelle?
No she a hoe.
When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.
She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast