The process of inserting a tuba into your partners anal cavity and attempting to pour beer through the tuba and into the anus. After your remove the tuba and fart out the beer in tune any Irish song.
Dude me and my frat bros did the Irish tuba last night, I’m sore.
Fosters? Downed.
Orlaiths? Ploughed.
Haydes? Sucked.
Granny? Rose.
when you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of your prison sentence so she has something to do while you're away.
Luckily she got Irish bail the week before his ten year prison term started so she had her hands full for the duration
When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
A kiss on a night out where both parties are drunk commonly leading to a silly or funny outcome
The person who says the most corny ass jokes at the party that every body hates but then makes up for it by being badass as fuck
Did u hear what Awesome Irish just said, it's so stupid HOLY SHIT! Did u see that
A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing
"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool