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When Christians lie to your face but it's ok because it's done the name Jesus. Usually a Southern term.
That women told me Jesus could heal my broken leg and I don't need a cast. She was lyin' for Jesus.
The one extreme Mormon who yells at you when you swear or say any thing to do with Jesus or a God. This yelling can range from "STOP IT THAT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!!" to "IF YOU SWEAR OR SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"
"Oh my god Emily is such a Jesus hitler!" "HAY I HERD THAT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."
A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.
Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!
A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.
The almighty one or ones, the loot god, the Supa sniper, best know disciples are making it rains, oh so cool, and the Notorious gone it
Their KD ratio was crap, until they found pub Jesus
The creator of bridges, the god of memes, and to all is the most sexy thing in existence. He pwns Minequaft noobs in Bed Wars and creates bridge eggs with his mind. He is truly a Bridge Jesus.
Damn, that manz just pwned that nub in Minequaft Bedwares. That's MLG pro, litty litty litty like a Bridge Jesus.