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Description for a bad day or a few bad days (written by Kasey.H)
Ugh, today couldn't be worse. Its just each day is just another shit in the bucket.
maybe ill do it more later
man i just cummed so hard that i cried
This is what is said if a room which you own combusts suddenly.
Help my room just set on fire!
Ok, I will call the fire department
--Something your best friend says when you tell her that you like her brother, and her brother likes you. Therefore, Her brother and you will be dating.
--You can also use this phrase whenever you think you will be surprised, mad, or scared.
--It's a fun phrase to use.
Douche Fuck: I have something to tell you, but I'm scared...lol.
Ass Fart: What is it??? haha.
Douche Fuck: WELL, I like your brother, and he likes me, sooo we're gonna date each other.
Ass Fart: WHAT?! I JUST SHIT THE ENTIRE BERLIN WALL!
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Bare lines homerton brought in Daily duppy mate!
(Do the t-bop firstly)
Listen...
Look..
Fresh out the cage for a slaughter
Damn, I was stunned when the case got brought up
It's just me and my bros like Warner
Hold up, wait, let me take that corner
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An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.
Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit
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A look someone gets when you say or do something unexpected, such as actually shooting someone's dog or, more commonly, when someone you are speaking to is culture shocked.
I asked the waitress behind the counter for some Chinese mustard, and she looked at me like I just shot her dog.
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