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When you are going way too hard for your own damn good and must calm down.
Let's go rob a bank!
Calm down Kevin.
Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness. His dictatorship has rained justice upon all which he reigns as a benevolent king and a beloved ruler of alpaca LLand (haha see what i did there). He has a buttler (haha im so mature) chicken who has been described as a penguin who is a turkey.
Person 1: Yo, dude, you hear about Sir Kevin the almighty glorious emperor supreme leader of the lords of the venerable rainbow llamas and related alpacas savior of all he graces with his presence and awesomeness?
Person 2: Oh ya betcha.
An excuse to get out of a sticky situation by coming out as gay, and thus attempting to undermine the whole point of the allegation.
Guy 1: So I owe you some money after a game of poker. I don't remember this ever happening though and I deeply apologise, these allegations have made me address other aspects of my life and it is now that I choose to live my life as a gay man.
Guy 2: Dude don't use the Kevin Spacey Defence
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When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.
I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.
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a baguette like object connected to the end of kevin durant's lower leg
tony- oh shit look at that baguette
john- are you sure that isnt kevin durants foot?
tony- oh yea
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A serious condition effecting people who are under the influence of alcohol. Victims believe that everyone, friends, family, and strangers, owe them $20 for no reason whatsoever. The only cure is a good night's sleep, often times immediately after vomiting on something very important to you.
Dude did you see Dave last night... he was stumbling all over the place and yelling at everyone for owing him money.. then he threw up on his parents. It was textbook Kevin Nelson Syndrome.
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