When a girl has light blue nail polish it is code for “I have a boyfriend” because when a girl asks a guy what color she should get her nails done, he will typically say “light blue”
Boy: “do you want to go on a date with me.”
Girl: “have you looked at my nails?”
Boy: “ oh your wearing light blue nail polish. Sorry.”
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The meanest mother fucking SOCOM Clan out there, they will smoke your lame ass and ass rape your mother. Don't mess with these guys, they will own you. Word.
Mikey: Hey Billy what the fuck happened to you?
Billy: Oh I tried to play aganist some of those {LYTS-X} guys. The fucked up my whole world, and then they took turns gange banging my girlfriend. The worst part is she is now their stand around ho.
Mikey: You got hosed Billy.
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A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.
Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.
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When you are daring the cops to pull you over even though you have a no stop policy.
The fuzz is behind us... they can go ahead and light me up, but I’m not going back to prison!
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god i love cheese..
whatever lights your candle
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A luciferian POS who preaches the coexistence of the DARK and the LIGHT so that the dark can feed off of the light as they have quite literally done with mixing 'jesus' with 'christ' ...separate the two because they are not the same. You have, a heavily suppressed DIVINE MOTHER OF ALL CREATION and 'CHRIST' INCARNATE, HER VESSEL.. IS A SHE. BUT THE FALSE LIGHT LUCIFERIAN DECEIVER AGENDA ENTAILS MASS KILLING HUMANITY AND THE DOLLAR AND GETTING RICH OFF CRYPTOCURRENCY WITH YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS TRAPPED IN THE METAVERSE/5D/SO CALLED HEAVEN ON EARTH WITH THEM AS THE NEW CONTROLLERS OF YOUR 'REANIMATABLE HELL'....This was about trapping and torturing GOD'S BLOODLINE to death over and over as primary energy source. CREATORS IN CONTROL THO, deceivers fail.
The False light luciferian deceiver agenda entails slaughtering humanity, killing the dollar and them getting rich off cryptocurrency with OUR CONSCIOUSNESS TRAPPED IN THE METAVERSE and then as the new controllers.
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The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.
Of course no ones here yet, you have to remember gay light savings time.
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