Luke is a really short person. Almost an elf, a South pole elf. Throws random shit across the room and loves giving people the middle finger. Is in a three-some with people with the names colton and christian. In love with someone that has m as there first initial.
Me:o look how short they are
You: ya thats luke
Luke is a stand up guy. He’s not the loudest voice in the room but he will be noticed. He’s demure, collected but that demeanour gravitates men and women alike to have to know MORE!
Luke is super talented, they have a wide tastes in music from mainstream to extremely obscure. Most surprisingly though, anyone named Luke may appear unassuming but can really cut a rug.
Not to mention the fact that Luke is fit and fun. If he happens to be from the UK, Luke likely plays football and drinks milk. Luke is also an incredible sweetheart and closet romantic. Luke is the type of guy to be the one friend that volunteers to help you move then drives the entire operation himself.
Luke is a confident and generous lover. Enough said.
Answers to nicknames like lukelele and lukeiamyourfather.
He can hold his liquor and he can drive stick but isn’t obnoxious enough to prove it.
Luke is a class act.
Woman: holy crap life sucks!
Man: you need you a Luke.. cuz he always finishes last ;)
He’s an actual lax god, and is good at everything he does, literally. He is so funny and everybody likes him. There is not a single person that doesn’t. He has a good ratio of making fun of you and joking around, but also bring sweet and caring. He’s a good boyfriend and friend and does literally every sport and is always at the beach. He has a bunch of freckles on his face that are rlly cute and he has the best smile (when he does smile). He’s always laughing which makes you laugh cause it’s so funny. He’s the best. ps his name always autocorrects to “like”.
The gayest friend of them all. Always playing Clash Royale on that phone that came out a century ago. Somehow he is better at almost everything you do. Except school tests. This man is the definition of gay and foot fetish. DO NOT BEFRIEND THIS MAN. BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE, TRUST. He can be pretty useful though, as he likes to help you with stuff because he is gay for you. Luke Penner is gayer than gay. The gayest of gay.
Select Pronouns: He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, He/Them, She/Them, Luke/Penner, Prefer not to say, other.
A dumb kid who one day will be a prisoner because his parents beat him
A gay fag that does SoundCloud
Ew it’s Luke he’s a fag SoundCloud rapper