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An early 16th century game played by Danish children in western Denmark. Referred to by the Danes as "mudret stok" meaning literally "mud cane"; this translation was mistaken and the American term "poking mud with a stick" was born. Of course, this is not to be confused with "dødbider" which translates to the American term "stick in the mud". The rules have remained the same threw the centuries, as well as the uncommon theme that the activity possesses. Unlike the widespread idea of winning that convolutes many of today's pass times, mudret stok is a noncompetitive group activity. It is distinguishable by a circle of children in a half-crouching position, in which the back is horizontal with the ground. Each child is allotted one stick of similar length, about a meter or three feet, but it is said that the earlier players would have played with canes reaching up to three and a half meters across. The most common misconception of this game is that it must be played in a grubby environment, by today's standards this is simply not true, but for authenticity proposes it will be described as such. The rules are reasonably simple; each child, while in a half-crouched position, holds their respective stick, in hand, with elbow slightly bent. The child then thrusts the stick into the wettened dirt repeatedly; eventually, the stick's end becomes heavy due to the accumulation of soot. After a short amount of time the weight of the stick's end becomes unbearable and the child is, in turn, able to rest and compare time and stick weight with the other children. As stated earlier the game is not competition based, instead it was an activity created to get Danish children together during the warmer summer months.
Despite its underground popularity, poking mud with a stick will never be an Olympic event.
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n. a sex act in which a male straddles himself above the face of his partner (male or female) who is lying on their posterior side. the other partner proceeds to give the standing male a handy (i.e. manual stimulation of the penile organ). whilst receiving said handy, the male places the large end of a cooking funnel under his anus. ideally the male will have eaten a large amount of shwarma for the sex act to have the maximum impact. as the male receiving the handy nears completion, he strains his bowels, thusly relieving himself of all excrement into the funnel; the small end of the funnel is conveniently stored in the other partner's mouth. All of the liquidy stool will be stored in the partner's mouth while the other ejaculates. There are two endings to this situation. The partner with the fecal matter in his/her mouth can swallow or spit into a freezer mug. A variation on the sex act involves spitting the fecal matter back into his/her lover's mouth, who then spit's that fecal matter/saliva/vomit into the other's butthole. This can be repeated ad infinitum. This variation is known as a Louisville Mud Flugelhorn. When multiple people daisy chain this act together it is known as a Kentucky Mud Trumpet Derby.
Tony: Dude did you hear about a Kentucky Mud Trumpet
Bob: No
Tony: Yeah, it's pretty gross dude.
Bob: Sweeet.
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The act of smearing peanut butter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Scat.
"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Cat.
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(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.
John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.
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A person who particarlarly prefers a man's penile region in or near their rectal area.
Has no relation to the offroading or Jeep lifestyle .
Austin knew he had gotten himself into a particularly sticking situation when he discovered that her license plate read "Mud Me"
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A ride or die female that loves to hit the trails with her man on a bad ass mud bike, side by side or pick up truck.
All I need in the trails with me is me and my mud cricket.
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1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt
2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm
3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass
1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.
Dude2 - You got dick mud now?
Dude1 - Yup.
2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.
DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit
dirt into dick mud.
3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.
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