Make the bald man cry

The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"

Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!

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bitch make me a sandwich

What you put on a sign and bring to a women's rights rally.

Bob put "Bitch make me a sandwich" on a sign and got knocked the fuck out.

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How to make holy water

You boil the hell out of it

Why did you search how to make holy water on a dictionary

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rockstar lifestyle might not make it

Live fast, die young.

Trey: Brah, you stay fvk'd up on alcohol and pills
KJ: yah mane but I be hurtn aftwerwards
Trey: Rockstar lifestyle might not make it
KJ: Like frfr

Making the Two-Backed Beast

Having sex.

"Dude, I spent Saturday night making the two-backed beast with Alicia."

Make out with Abigail day

1st September is National make out with Abigail day

"OMG its September 1st, make out with Abigail day!"

Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

Losing complete control of your life

Stu was Making Chocolate Pudding At 4am

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