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Jo mama so fat, when she walked I the room, she caused an earthquake!
You friend fuck yo mama in the bathroom
My friend jo mamaed last night
Jo mama is so fat that egen age gies to the beach the wales are singing “er are family ...”
Jo mama A.K.A your mom is used as the ultimate roast.
person 1: hey have you met Jo.
person 2: no who is Jo?
person 1: Jo mama. OHHHHH
When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.
Symptoms include:
Smelly breath
Yo mama
Blurred vision
Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again
Curses your family
Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose
Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!
Mama Asp is the poster child for all that is smart and wise. She was the inspiration for Abraham Lincoln when he created the term "MILF". Mama Asp is a cheer mentor by day, and a chainsmoking, motorcycle riding, thot slaying, drug dealer by night. We all love her and were are all grateful to have her.
• When I grow up, I want to be be like Mama Asp
• You better behave or else Mama Asp will get you