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A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.
"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?
Oh no, man, what happened to Matt Hughes!? Train accident!? Aw man... That is tragic.
Hym "What!? Matt Hughes got hit train!? Man that sucks! He's alive but he suffered some brain damage. Man... He was the best. He was the pre-GSP pound for pound goat. Let's get his record quick... 45 and 9 with wins against guys like Bj Penn and GSP. Man... FRE NEURALINK FOR MATT HUGHES OR A.I. DEATH-BOT VIOLENCE FOR EVERYONE!!!"
Ope! MATT HUGHES! IT WAS MATT HUGHES WITH THE ARMBAR! Hold on......................................................... Yup. Matt Hughes.
Hym "Ah, shit! It was Matt Hughes! Not Matt Sera! I didn't see a thing that reminded me. I just remembered."
The real reason world war 2 ended
Damn it Matt farted again evacuate the area NOW
Matt who?? 🤯 Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.😜) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...🤔😉😳🤯😍🤩❤️💯 Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣♥️🤘😜🤘
I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!
sexiest man alive and funniest man alive
Matt Rife is hot!
A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.
You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!