fuck a monkey

1. A general exclamation of frusration.
2. An angry dismissal.

1. "This computer won't work! argh, fuck a monkey!!!
2. Guy 1: "god, your such a dumbass," Guy 2: "Oh, fuck a monkey!"

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report monkey

-In IT Terminology-

An affectionate term for a report developer; especially if he/she is not involved in any aspect of the report developement process other than the actual creating (or coding) of a report.
Similar in use to code monkey and tape monkey

"Yeah, the report looks like crap right now, but I'll have the report monkey fix it up before it goes into production."

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Porch Monkey

Porch Monkey- Anyone who is lazy and has others do their work while they sit on the porch watching like a damn monkey!

"Ya'll go on down to the field and work til dark, while I stay here on the porch and look stupid." Kindof like slavery, we did all the work to build this country while others just watched from the porch. "Porch Monkey"

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monkey fucking

Attempting to fuck while wearing clothes.

Alyssa and Chad were monkey fucking in the bedroom because they were scared about getting caught with their clothes off when Alyssa's mom showed up to pick her up.

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Sand Monkey

A camel riding, towel headed, goatfucking terrorist. They beat their wife and kill fags.

Those goddam sand monkeys 🐵 👳🏾 ♂️tried to blow up another building

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Aids Monkey

aids monkey: a racial slur for African Americans. Derived from aids being common in Africa and the fact that black people are like monkeys. Usually used towards an African American male.

"Dog on Aids monkey in his gold Cadillac!"

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Space monkey

A song by Placebo, track 4 on the album "Meds."

Space monkey in the place to be...

We're sewn together
She's born to mesmer
Beside, astride her
I'd die inside her
It's far too sacred
Don't ever fake it
And don't
Don't
Don't let me down
Like you let me down before

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