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I accidentally knocked over my moms priceless bedside cunt muffin
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Two chicks rubbing their pussies together while having sex.
The lesbian chicks in that video had an awesome fighting muffins scene.
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A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.
I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.
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Super Ugly "Scrage" that is fat and shaped like a Muffin this is one of the highest forms on insults. Its between Scrage and Mole (the Highest Insult) in the ladder of insults.
Ashley: Hii Annabelle
Annabelle: DONT F**CKING TALK TO ME YUU DIRTY SCRAGEL MUFFIN!!!
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When a guy goes down on a girl while she has a yeast infection.
Rebecca is a dirty whore. Phil ate her out last night and she gave him a dental muffin.
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A sag muffin is a old grouch that looks like a fat pig mixed with a dead rat.
Sag muffin- Get out of the krick
Me- what's a krick ugly
Joey and Jack- yeah
Sag muffin cries
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Licking the lint out of a fat man's belly button
Damn that guy is so sexy I wanna muffin gargle him and drink
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