Air hair

In the same vein as the term 'bed head', what rather unstylistically results from exposing a head of hair to the open air whilst cycling without the use of a helmet, i.e. a random rearrangement of hair strands.

'Boris doesn't wear a helmet y'know'

'Yes and he pays the price by getting air hair'

'He must cycle a lot then'

'What makes you say that?'

'He always has air hair'

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haystack hair

thick, straw-like hair of a little boy.

woah alexander dale-diaz! you woke up with haystack hair this morning!

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hair forest

When a chick has sprayed her hair so heavily at the roots with hairspray so as to create what appears to be a hair forest of small trees growing from her scalp. This was very popular in the 80's and has a following in women who are of that generation.

Check out the hair forest that chick is sporting. Doesn't she know that her hair went out in 1985!

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Hair Rape

Forcibly cutting someone's hair without their consent.

"I'm gonna hair rape you!"
"Do it and I will kill you.. I will literally kill you."

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Armpit hair

The last line of defense against down bad guys

That girl has armpit hair ain’t no one down bad enough to hit that

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bleached hair

A chemical used to lighten or whiten hair .

" bleached hair hey Becky I love that hair color did you bleach your hair "

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hair pie

A Male who looks, sounds, and acts like a female, having long bushy mullet-like hair and wears tight jeans that makes his genitalia look like camel toe and looks like he just stepped out out of a hair Band.

Yo, look at that guy! he's such a Hair Pie!
Pool hall attendent: "Hair Pie your tabel is ready."
Hair Pie: "Common let's play pool"

My Ex-Husband is such a hair Pie!

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