crabs (or moths??) of the rather large variety
crabs pants pigeons
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A pair of pants that are horribly uncomfortable to the point where anyone wearing them is grumpy for the rest of the day. Angry pants can only affect certain people.
Sorry I yelled at you, I'm wearing my angry pants.
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One who enjoys slapping young boys on their private parts, creating irregular sounds of pain
Wow, my dad is a real guzzle pants.
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Literally the best things ever!! Basically vagina shaped pants that were featured in Janelle Monae's music video.
I have the best boyfriend ever!! Last week he bought me pussy pants!
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A fictional character invented and put in the yearbook who has his own Myspace and Facebook accounts.
An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.
Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.
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Sweat pants that only reach halfway down your leg.
Girl 1- She had a camel toe in her half pants.
Girl 2- Yeah she did.
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When a dude doesn't wash his pants for at least a week, and you can tell.
"Dudebro, he's cheeze pantsing helluhh hard"
"Yeah, he hasn't been home for like two weeks."
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