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Nose Jizz

When a guy blows his load in your mouth and it comes out your nose

I was sucking this guys dick the other day, and when he blew his load I laughed and I nose jizzed.

by 6969lol6969 April 17, 2014


dish nosed

When someone screws you and fucks you up from something important

Fuck! I got dish nosed from an important meeting

Damn, i totally got dish nosed on that fucking final

by Mango Chango Mr. Tango December 21, 2007


oil nose

A man with an irregularly large nose

Errr oil nose

by OilCheexz December 10, 2019


Oil nose

A man with an irregularly large nose

Errrr oil nose

by OilCheexz December 10, 2019


Rudolf the brown-nosed reach around

A sex act involving 3 people. One person has their nose in another persons butt while the first person is having sex doggy style with another person. One of said persons is reaching around and putting their own finger in their own butt.

Ryan, Becky and Lisa performed a “Rudolf the brown-nosed reach around” last night.

by Daphnedoes March 17, 2022


nose trumpet

When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like

Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.

Looks like Bill's playing his nose trumpet for the entire office again.

by stuckonearth November 27, 2021


nose-eurysm

The bloody nose the occurs when you are squatting over the toilet to pee in a public restroom and your overly loud FUN co-worker spots a doody in a nearby bowl and shouts out loud - "DOODY WITH CORN" - but you can't laugh because a snooty co-worker is in the next stall.

The huge piece of corny shit in the ladies room was hilarious. Because a snobby co-worker was in a nearby stall and I was hovering so not to touch the gross bowl with my ass, I held back a bursting laugh which to my surprise caused a nose-eurysm.

by Painfully Obvious May 3, 2006